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Are you looking to play a joke on a mate, wanting get your own back on someone at work or a relative or just looking for a laugh? Our phone pranks are just what you need! All you dial our phone joker hotline 0906 782 7525 and listen in while we call your chosen "victim" and give them a surprise phone call they wont forget in a hurry!
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THE
SEXUAL DISEASE CLINIC
How would you feel
if a doctor from the National Sexually Transmitted
Diseases Control Unit rang you up, only to tell
you that you have been named by an ex-lover and
have a strong possibility of having contracted the
dreadful Zachary syndrome? It's not pretty and has
an unusually painful treatment...
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PAGE
THREE STUNNER STUCK IN A LIFT
Who wouldn't help a page three
girl stuck in a lift with only a mobile phone to
save her? Its hot in the lift so she has had to
remove some of her clothes and she's really
desperate for a pee…Listen and laugh as your
victim desperately tries to help her out of the
goodness of his own heart while the dodgy lift
moves and shakes.
Call 0906 782 7525 Now To Start The Wind Up!
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U'VE
BEEN SELECTED 4 A NEW GAME SHOW
There is a new reality TV Game Show
about to be launched in the UK called One Touch is
Too Much! And one of the first contestants has
just dropped out. They need a new contestant who
is up for a laugh and doesn't mind being stuck in
a house with five lap dancers whose only job is to
get the guy to touch them or worse! Laugh as they
ask the victim about his sexual preferences and
whether he likes girls to call him daddy.
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THE
INLAND REVENUE WANT A WORD
What do you mean
the company in question has nothing to do with
you? C'mon where is the paper work and why have
you not declared your income? Here comes the
Taxman and he's not happy with your excuses!
Call 0906 782 7525 Now To Start The Wind Up!
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THE
PHONE ENGINEER
Who wouldn't help out a friendly
telephone engineer who needs to calibrate your
phone line? All he needs to do is transfer you to
the automated phone testing system where you will
have to repeat a few words…
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YOUR NEW
WIFE HAS LANDED
It's the
Immigration section of Heathrow Airport calling
to tell you your new wife has landed. Well, we
expected you to deny it, that's just what all
the perverts say, so how exactly has this Thai
woman got your phone number if you've never been
to Thailand on a dodgy sex holiday?
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MY DAUGHTER'S
PREGNANT
You bastard you've
gone and got my daughter Esmerelda pregnant and
now you're gonna have to marry her and come live
on the farm! Need we say more....
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Instructions:
1.
Choose a Wind-Up from the list above.
2. Call 0906 782 7525 Making
sure you have the mobile or landline number of the person
you want to wind up.
3. Once you've entered the Victim's phone number the
system will dial them.
4. When the Victim answers the phone press # to start the
recorded wind-up.
5. The Victim will then believe they are talking to a real
person and continue to interact with the recording.
6. You can secretly listen in while the joke is being
played on the Victim so you can hear both the wind-up and
the Victim's reaction at the same time.
7. If you or the Victim terminates the call at any time
both lines will hang up finishing the call.
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Calls cost £1.00 per minute and last approximately 4-5 minutes. You should be over 18 to call. Ensure you have the bill payers permission before calling. Throughout the call if the caller or the victim terminates the call at any time both lines will hang up finishing the call. In the event of any problems Contact us Service provided by StealthNET Interactive
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